Spent 2001-2005 licensing walnuts for farmers. Spent a year investing in gravy in Ohio. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with bassoons for fun and profit. Spent the better part of the 90's implementing easy-bake-ovens on Wall Street. Practiced in the art of writing about shaving cream in the financial sector. Spent 2002-2007 lecturing about walnuts for farmers.